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  Rio 2 2014

  Rewatched 19 Feb 2025

  This better be how I get to experience Brazil for the very first time! 

  P.S. Real ones know that the fighting against humans scene in Rio 2 and Avatar are cinematic parallels (they’re both literally blue).

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  Rio 2011

  Rewatched 18 Feb 2025

  Imagine hopping on a full paid trip to Brazil to go have sex, gaining the ability to fly after your girl kisses you for the very first time, and shaking your ass to some good old samba. Blue was living the dream!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Better find a mop, it's gettin' sticky in this bitch (gothically). 

  I was watching two variations of this film simultaneously in my head. One as presented before my eyes and another where I’d try to find the inspirations for the Midnight Mass tv show. And they were both great!

  P.S. I watched this treat on a full wolf moon like the on theme witch I am 🌕

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  Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 1997

  Watched 30 Jan 2025

  RIP David Lynch, I know you must’ve loved Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion.

  P.S. Phoebe Buffay and fun Bobby are gonna have a lot to say to their Friends when they get back to NY.

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