The mid-movie ad for Magic Kingdom’s Seven Dwarves Mine Train coaster was a hoot. Saw it at an Alamo Drafthouse Family Party with props, a Dwarf host, and commentary from the kids in the row in front of my son and I shouting “cut the evil witch!” when Gal Gadot handed Snow White the dagger. Fascism vs. socialism as a Snow White musical with a Zionist doing her best Trump impression, just like 2025 American history intended.
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Adventures in Babysitting 1987
My parents had no business showing this movie to us as kids. Playboy centerfolds, prostitutes, adulterous affairs ending in gunfire, gang knife fights and 2 “fucks” in a PG-13 movie. Every scene is burned into my brain and I still think of tunnel lights over a windshield when I hear “Gimme Shelter.” This movie also introduced me to Thor. And not one, not two, but THREE musical numbers?! It’s perfect.
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Godzilla 1998
So much worse than I remember. It’s no wonder America wouldn’t make their own Godzilla for 16 years. Never mind that it just feels like a studio went “Jurassic Park but Make it Godzilla!”, it’s still a terrible movie regardless of that. Broderick is playing such an odd scientist character that feels like he doesn’t belong, has practically no chemistry with Audrey, who’s also struggling her way through the movie, and there are 3 Simpsons voice actors being completely underutilized…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Alamo Drafthouse. $81 in beer and apps. The queso. The fried pickles. I will forever associate those flavors with this mind trip. Any movie with a rich yuppie’s secret dominatrix room blasting Nine Days is a winner in my book. But the real gem is seeing Ke Huy Quan back in movies. This movie rocks, literally.
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