Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  Watched 14 Dec 2024

  could have easily been a 20 minute short film

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  Wish 2023

  Watched 07 Apr 2024

  movie sucked but I want that star as a pet so bad

Popular reviews

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  I Am Dragon 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Jan 2022

  everyone wants to fuck eastern european robert pattinson and if you don't want to you're lying to yourself

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  Royal Shakespeare Company - Richard II 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2021

  I'm sorry but queen Richard's hair distracted me so much I barely noticed anything else