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Recent reviews

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  Sharp Stick 2022

  ★½ Added

  The cutest girl in the world eats yoghurt and fucks Shane.

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  The Christmas Gift 2015

  ★★ Added

  I watched this a few weeks ago, solely to make gifs of Michelle Trachtenberg from it. I'll be honest, I didn't love the movie much. It's your typical Hallmark Christmas movie, nothing special. But the whole time I was giffing Michelle, all I could think about was how beautiful she looked in this. How gorgeous her face, eyes, hair, makeup looked. How she's never had a bad look, not once in her life. How I knew I'd be giving this…

Popular reviews

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  Quills 2000

  ★★★★ Added 1

  The entire cast, quite literally, acted with their entire pussy

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  Daddy's Girl 2018

  ★★½ Added

  Costas Mandylor simply channels House of Wax's Bo Sinclair's modus operandi while also being spoiled with two sex scenes. Half an extra star for all of his dirty talk. Unfortunately my bias ends there.

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