Favorite films

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  Cuckoo 2024

  Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Well SHIT, that was dumb.

  Anyways

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  Magpie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  YES. Absolutely yes. One of the most satisfying endings I’ve seen in quite some time. I’m a little biased as a woman who was cheated on once by a POS loser type, but I don’t care, this one made me genuinely happy inside like a little kid who got every single thing what they wanted for Christmas and more. The acting is also brilliant, the score is captivating, the cinematography and editing feel a tad confused at times—though somehow I…

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  Bitch Ass 2022

  ★ Watched 06 Oct 2024

  Feels like this was directed and shot by people who’ve only worked in porn. Also boring as hell.

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  The Neon Demon 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Sep 2023

  If I could go back to 2016 and watch this in an empty theater, I’d donate an organ to afford the cost. Neon Demon is not only visually stunning, but its carefully constructed superficiality is so unsettling that it’s almost nauseating. A lot of folks hate on it, and I suppose I understand why. If you’re not okay with cinema that gorges itself VICIOUSLY on its own characters with total self-awareness but zero remorse, this movie is not going to be…

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