Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Okay if this is the trend for chronically online movies I’m not HORRIBLY mad at it

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Damn I was so mad he didn’t have a short pony

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  (this was the craziest movie I’ve ever seen in my life geez Louise my eyes were closed 75% of the time out of necessity)

Popular reviews

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  Night of the Zoopocalypse 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Poot Lovato movie debut!!

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  They sold me the minute I heard the orchestrations to no one mourns the wicked.