Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Damned Don't Cry 1950

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  There’s an important lesson here: it’s okay to do random shit with no plan as you as you had fun and looked hot doing it.

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  The Cable Guy 1996

  ★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  This is a movie seemingly made by people who have never seen a movie or talked to another human being.

  No movie with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carey, Jack Black, and David Cross should be this devoid of charisma and humor.

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  Awww wittle baby scared of a lil bit of shake cam? :( were you scareded because you thought the earth was shaking? Did it make you sad? 

  SHUT the FUCK UP

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  mother! 2017

  ★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  I’m not smart enough to think this movie is anything other than a giant piece of shit.

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