Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Marching Powder 2025

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  WORST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN IM SHOCKED

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  If I watched my mother get blown up in 9/11 I’d also make it everyone else’s problem through my filmography

Popular reviews

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  Shame 2011

  ★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2024 2

  Boo hoo I have sex with beautiful supermodels in my penthouse apartment in New York City all day ughhhh life is so hard when you have a huge penis and high paying job I hope my bitch sister doesn’t come bother me

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2022

  Went into the cinema and the man next to me spilled all his popcorn on the floor, I offered him mine and he smiled and graciously took some. I am full of joy when 100 strangers sit together in a dark room and watch a movie. This was such a movie. So modern and new, so fresh and hot, delicious and scrumptious. Everytime I look up to the sky I now cautiously watch the clouds. I don't believe I’ll ever be able to face a monkey again. 

  
  First ever exploding fist bump!! Bang bang!

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