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  • Being John Malkovich
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • Oldboy
  • Early Summer

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  • Tangerine

    ★★★½

  • The Host

    ★★★½

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★

  • The Ring

    ★★★½

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  • The Ring

    The Ring

    ★★★½

    “Goodnight Rachel”
    I hate the “precocious child that speaks like an adult” trope and the weird bug eyed kid really annoyed me. The son in the Japanese version was just a normal kid who knew how to take care of himself because his parents were neglectful.  
    Overall, I did enjoy this more than the original but it is definitely not without its flaws. For one it’s too fucking green. In all seriousness though, I really enjoyed the shot composition…

  • Ring

    Ring

    ★★★

    Painfully fine. The performances were OK. The story was OK. There was some effective imagery at points, but then other points where it felt like the movie was insisting upon itself (insert family guy joke here). This movie is almost painfully not scary and (for the most part) just completely lacked any sense of effective mood or atmosphere, which I feel like is so essential for a good horror movie. The first half to 2/3s of this movie just felt…

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  • Flight Risk

    Flight Risk

    ★½

    A standard sub-par movie.  It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting but I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone.  The last five minutes, however, were fucking hilarious.  The whole row of people that my friends and I were sitting in were crying laughing.  Wouldn’t recommend seeing this even for shits and giggles, BUT if you do the last five minutes are a tasty treat.

  • Jack Reacher

    Jack Reacher

    ★★

    The Zec is my new fursona.

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