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Infinity Pool 2023
“(Eyebrows raise)… what… what…. How’s that on Netflix” - My best friend during the 💦 scene.
London sends me into another dimension. And Covent Garden’s would have been overstimulating. Thankfully my best friend ordered in a large Pizza Hut (which I had this morning for breakfast), and we watched my favourite film from 2023.
Sadly he did not like it.
I continued to have the time of my life! This film still holds up after three viewings. James Foster is…
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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025
“Always exciting, how’s the skirt?”
Ever since I watched the original Bridget Jones I have been mad about Daniel Cleaver. I am actually proud of being a Cleaver apologist. I think titular Bridget Jones has the most fun when she is with him; and Hugh Grant oversells it like a famous WWE star.
I am glad to see the Cleaver return in Bridget Jones 4, with all his comedic deliveries intact. And all his loose ends are tied up in…
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Hollywoodgate 2023
Feels weird to review this for all manner of reasons:
• It’s a documentary on The Taliban
• The war in Afghanistan was one that I experienced from start to finish, and lost distant relatives to it.
• The filmmakers could only show what the Taliban wanted.That last point is specific. The film does not glorify The Taliban, yet you can feel Ibrahim Nash'at’s conflict with this. He shows the horrifying, brutal, and cold world of men who, having…
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Napoleon 2023
Prologue: Those of you who have had the (dis)pleasure of knowing me, know that I have had two obsessions this year: Saw X and Napoleon. And anyone who knows me knows how much I adore Ridley Scott. The man could have put anything in Napoleon and I would have loved it. Having said all that, I do, genuinely, believe Napoleon to be the best film I’ve seen this year (topping Past Lives). As a historian it was intellectually stimulating, and…
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