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Found A Homeless Billionaire Husband for Christmas 2024
my fave movie which was written by a Chinese AI bot and filmed on a Xiaomi
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked 2011
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
The worst thing about this movie is that I am strangely sexually attracted to Simon's chad French alter ego and I hate it
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Past Lives 2023
This movie was carefully created to serve as my own personal hell. Sitting through nearly 2 hours of quirky millennial humour , that minimalist MUJI/VSCO filter looking ass cinematography, overplayed Asian-American identity / interracial relationship discourse, Greta Lee’s awful acting with that grating, broken gyopo Korean accent and her fuck ass bob literally felt like an elaborate saw trap designed to test me.
The dialogue is truly insufferable, especially in the Korean parts of the script— it’s what would come…
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