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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Once I go through all my Michael Cane ordered treatments in an airplane hangar, it’s OVER for you hoes!

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Someone made a live action move about Radiator Springs and added aliens.

  “You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep.” I actually fell asleep the first two times I attempted to watch this movie all the way through.

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  Jack and the Beanstalk 1952

  ★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  I LOVED this movie as a kid. I have no idea how I saw this in the early 2000s or why, but I remembered more of it than I expected.

  Silly goofy movie that’s also kinda camp? Henry the cow in drag was an unexpected plus.

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  Nosferatu 1922

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  I understand why they cut Orlok carrying his coffin in the 2024 remake. It humanizes Nosferatu having to watch him carry around his heavy luggage after a long trip.

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