Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
An impressively mediocre script that attempts to be carried almost solely by its visuals, which can be breathtakingly beautiful but fluctuate wildly in quality and sometimes approach the level of a bad video game cut scene. The film is at its most visually stunning when it shows off its aquatic creature designs, but even those sequences drag on for far too long in a self-indulgent manner.
By the way, whatever appeal that this world had in the first movie has,…
I think this movie is trying to be bad-funny instead of bad-bad, but the tragedy is that it's not really funny or cleverly funny enough to be bad-funny. It seems to aspire to be something like Dark Place but ultimately falls short because its comedy writing isn't as good. Oh well.
If humans were put into this cold, vast universe for a purpose, it could be that our purpose was to make art, and this film is an example of the best fulfillments of humanity’s purpose. Every time I watch it, I notice or think of something new. A masterpiece.
The only funny part of this movie is when the characters have to take a vampire elevator down into the vampire cult headquarters and there is vampire elevator music. Besides that, this story is so lifeless that it’s not even fun as a hate watch.