L. Smith

L. Smith

Writer, artist, watcher of films--good, bad, or ugly.

Favorite films

  • Double Indemnity
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Wild Bunch
  • Real Genius

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  • Argoman the Fantastic Superman

    ★★½

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

  • Hercules Against the Moon Men

  • The Lost World

    ★★

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  • Argoman the Fantastic Superman

    Argoman the Fantastic Superman

    ★★½

    Oh good, lord--this thing is a trip.

    A superhero powered entirely by horniness and smarm (so MUCH smarm) tries to foil the plans of an evil mastermind with a diamond that destroys coins.

    As you can tell from the plot, it's not very important, as this is an excuse for gorgeous looking people to go around gorgeous places while groovy 60's Italian music plays over the soundtrack. It's not up to the heights of DANGER DIABOLIK, but if you didn't have a copy of that and you wanted something that could function as a mood board for that, then this would probably work.

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★½

    "I'M SO DONE WITH THE MULTIVERSE SHIT!"

    . . .I love shoot comments that aren't meant to be shoot comments.

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  • Road House

    Road House

    ★★★★★

    I really liked it at the end when Dalton looked out at the horizon and said, with tears in his eyes, "It WAS a Road House. . .now it's a Road HOME."

  • Glitch!

    Glitch!

    ½

    The romantic lead of this movie actually says "this is a travesty," and while she's talking about the movie within a movie, she could be talking about the movie itself, because wow, this movie is the drizzling shits.