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The Wrong Man 1956
I can see why some could consider this lesser Hitchcock but the fact that he was clocking the lie of the American dream at this time period is pretty terrifying
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
“Do you really intend to turn your back on your own kind? For these animals?"
The bastardization of tradition, morality thrown into flux. Is purity the same as innocence? What really are pure intentions? Can they really be constant over the course of our lives? All our mistakes and biases and even our manipulations don't necessarily define us.
"An important distinction."
The false formalities of political warfare. Would you rather be assassinated over lobster dinner, or hunted by a giant…
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Midnight Madness 1980
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie has zero shooters, so I guess it’s gotta be me. This is my longest review yet, so strap in!
You might end up finishing this review and going back and finding the movie to still be slop, but hear me out. This movie is a Rowling/Kloves hodgepodge, and therefore, is pretty watered down and diluted from what it was intended to be. That being said, the moving performances really sell what’s left on screen, and the simple but…
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