Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  You really can tell this was originally supposed to be a tv show, it really would have worked better like that too
  And literally what is with Hollywood flicks and the obsessed with the screaming goat meme

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  Larry Crowne 2011

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Halfway convinced this was an ad for the navy BUT I wanna have a drink with the guy who did his speech on why deep space nine is the best trek

Popular reviews

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  The Windshield Wiper 2021

  ★★ Added

  the whole time all i could think was "i bet this director makes NFTS" and you'll never guess what :)

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  Robsessed 2009

  ★ Watched 20 Jun 2020

  Some favourite quotes:
  "If he burst into flames in the corner I wouldn't have even noticed him."
  "He was a nobody, he certainly looked like a nobody"
  "He has cheekbones you could cut steak on"
  "What they were thinking by casting him I do not know"
  "Best looking thing since sliced bread"
  "They were just staring at this very beautiful boy-man"
  "He hides in a 7-foot box so girls cant get at him"
  My favourite part of this was how apathetic everyone was towards robert pattinson, it's what he would've wanted