Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  I have emerged from my slumber back to this pitless depth of hell just to say...

  this has an among us reference.

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  Babylon 2022

  ★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  just plain ugly.

Popular reviews

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  Amsterdam 2022

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2022

  How exactly does one confess, not groping a normal 19-year-old niece, but a transgender 19-year-old niece in a public gym? I personally nominate him as a brave soldier for admitting that. Takes a lot of mental work to do something like that. He's no Roman Polanski, but he's around that. He's literally still making movies with a bundle of A-list actors. So, in a way, he's more villainous than Polanski.

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  The Power of the Dog 2021

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2022 6

  "They’re all runnin’ around in chaps and no shirts. There’s all these allusions to homosexuality throughout the fuckin’ movie” Sam Elliott.

  I think I speak for all people livin' in the real world that Sam Elliott is one of the best people to ever exist. He really is a Major Western Legend, along side with Clint Eastwood, Kurt Russell, John Wayne, Lee Van Cleef, Paul Newman, Henry Fonda, Val Kilmer, Franco Nero, and Steve McQueen.

  Benedict Cumberbatch can go piss…