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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  call me demi moore the way i blacked out every time margaret qualley was on screen. good movie

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  Mamma Mia! 2008

  ★½ Watched 17 Jul 2024

  disgustingly horny geriatric  abba music video. 99 minute runtime, the soundtrack is 70 minutes..... only 29 minutes ISNT abba. i love abba, but too much.

Popular reviews

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  Beautiful Boy 2018

  ½ Watched 13 May 2022

  haven't seen this movie, it just shows a positive father figure and i'm jealous. This rating is purely out of jealousy. it genuinely looks phenomenal tho, i just can't bring myself to watch it

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  The Seventh Seal 1957

  ★½ Watched 20 Jan 2023

  this shit was ass. for a short movie, it still felt very slow. somewhat ambiguous ending and not in a good way. and all the characters look pretty similar so it was hard to figure out who was who at the beginning. plus just overall bad and very very dry acting and dialogue. the tone of running from death was good, but the fear of dying wasn't really even explored until the end

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