Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2023

  Embrace it. Live it. Love it.

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  Saw X 2023

  ★½ Watched 10 Oct 2023

  Fucking hilarious, ending had me in tears. Bonus points for when an American crosses the border and there’s a green tint on everything in Mexico lol

Popular reviews

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  Hostel 2005

  ½ Watched 10 Oct 2020

  Possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. It’s disgusting in it’s bro-centric portrayal of dumb Americans traveling for the sole purpose of having sex with “exotic” women. I mean, it could be mocking stereotypical American tourists, but it was too obnoxious and not satirical enough to justify that.

  This was written by a 13 year old and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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  The Happening 2008

  ½ Watched 12 Apr 2021

  This is the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever made. 

  But wait, is Shyamalan actually a comedic genius? Is he trolling? Is this an homage to b-movies? Is everyone who is cast in this movie in on the joke? 
  
  How can someone go from directing pretty good flicks like The Sixth Sense, Signs, and Unbreakable, to this? Given how painstakingly awful Mark Whalberg and Zooey Deschanel are, this has to be intentional. The extras and supporting characters are one dimensional, the editing is…