Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  this is what a typical day looks like for me

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  a movie about how becoming old turns you into a horribly disgusting monster

Popular reviews

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  Utopia 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Jul 2023 2

  First five songs are good, especially Hyaena and god's country. Meltdown tried to recreate sicko mode but they failed. Drake's existence is a light 1. Fein is better than all of rodeo combined. Carti beats the gay vampire allegations. Rest of the songs are fine I guess. When Travis isn't doing something weird with his voice he's kinda boring to listen to. This album wasn't good enough to make me forget about him murdering 10 people though.

  6/10

  Edit: after some thought, it's actually 1 point better than I originally thought.

  7/10

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  Oppenheimer 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Just seen barbie. Wooow

  
  post-jack review:
  In an age where I can watch family guy and play subway surfers in split screen mode on my samsung, a 3 hours movie has got to do more to keep me focused. So much dialogue and arguing when it could been resolved witha fist fight. Like no way I'm listening middle-age men talk for 3 hours?? wheres the fucking cgi? also when he says 'i have been death, destroying all worlds" it felt…