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  • Children of Men

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  • Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    ★★

  • The Tree of Life

    ★★★★★

  • Signs

    ½

  • The Raid

    ★★★★★

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  • Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    Sicario: Day of the Soldado

    ★★

    Taylor Sheridan got high and wrote this movie. Poo butt nonsense poo butt poopy movie 2/5. Jihad bombings to make the cartel drug prices go up. Funniest shit I ever heard.

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life

    ★★★★★

    I cried 3 separate times during this movie

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ½

    There is a lot of stupid shit that happens in this movie. It’s a boring, sleepy, mess of random scenarios that happen until it ends. Historically Star Wars has been filled with dumb shit, but nothing beats the final battle of this movie. 

    The most eye rolling, forced, stupid scene is when the resistance deploys troop transports which land on the deck of the Star Destroyers to deploy… space horse soldiers. 

    This is the worst shit I ever seen in…

  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    ★★★★½

    Entertaining and endlessly rewatchable. I’ve probably seen this about 9-10 times over the past 6 years and it never gets old. On one side, it’s a hilarious and epic drug trip movie and on the other it’s a somewhat poignant takedown and dissection of the American dream and hippy culture of the 60-70’s. Lots of plot details are hidden in background convos, and there is a plot/point to this film. Amazing cast performances.

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