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Torso 1973
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is the loosest 90 minutes I've watched in a while. Thankfully it started picking up by the time the girls made it to the villa. I was not expecting for this movie to handle tense moments this well. Other highlights include:
- Excellent motorbike crash into a swamp
- Liu Kang bicycle kick during the final fight
- Not being able to follow the plot because of complete Giallo actor face blindness.Translated from by
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Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers 1988
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There are some things I like about it. I like the bandage face Michael - very unnerving. I like the twist ending despite it making no sense. Everything else I can leave. Why are we trying to Jasonify Michael? I assume to make money but you just ruin everything that was so good about the first one and just okay about the second one. The fact that he's supernaturally yoked and the body count is in the teens at least…
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My Bloody Valentine 1981
A cozy, goofy little slasher set in the grossest town since The Deer Hunter. Why are these 30 year olds clamoring for a Valentine's Day dance, anyway?
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