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The Substance 2024
Who put fent in my substance? tried this shit and woke up looking like an apprentice Kenzo. Used this on my dog and a month later he was kicking the shit out of himself for me. My mom has been using the substance and now I have weird feelings that Ted Cruz would probably accidentally retweet on Twitter then bribe Elon Musk with substanced baby clones to space laser anyone who viewed it. Can't believe they got the Undertaker to…
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Dìdi (弟弟) 2024
it insists upon itself. movie resonated with me and my era of teenage screwups then did nothing else but resonate for an hour and 30 minutes. would've loved for there to be more than falling action and rock bottom. honestly im just mad i didnt get to see the 13 year old get a handy
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Dune 2021
This movie is star wars for nerds who get less pussy. I could've watched paint dry and, in that time, explained to the paint how boring dune was. If I wanted to watch a white savior fuck an ebony goddess and become their prophesized leader I'd play far cry 3 and that game fuckin sucked too. Fuck Timothy Chalomet.
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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999
it's like if seth rogen wrote a disney movie and was actually funny. And by funny i mean says retard every 5 seconds instead of dumb bullshit about weed because hey guys isnt it funny and subversive that this childfucking hollywood rich asshole smokes weed. No actually guys hes so down to earth check out his pottery website where he sells a pot for 300 fucking dollars and they're shit and poorly painted and he made them fried out of his mind he doesnt even put effort into it fuck that guy.
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