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  Don't Move 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  FINN!! GET YOU ASS BACK TO THE AMERICAN HORROR STORY SET!!

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  Red Dead Redemption: The Man from Blackwater 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  I UFCKIIGN LVOE REDDEAD!!!

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Gagging while watching someone eat a jiggly protein bar
  Rare occasion where the antagonist has the strongest plot armor

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 31 Jan 2025

  My bi awakening was draculas wives but, also hugh jackman in this was my sisters “I love long haired men “ awakening
  If you say it deserves less stars you may bite my bum

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