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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I saw this because there was nothing else for me

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Jack Quaid rubs me so wrong, I hate this man for no real reason. Is it his face? Is it his voice? Is it the horrendous full body tattoo they gave him that looks like a 6 year old drew it with magic markers? Undecided.

Popular reviews

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  Boogie 2021

  ★ Watched 05 Mar 2021 5

  Painful. Our main guy was 18 going on 30 and was unbelievably unlikable. The writing was embarrassing. A few lines I was able to jot down:

  “Your sleeves look like used condoms”

  “You got a pretty vagina”

  “You big head biscuit”

  “I had to go take a shit in a bush”

  Every sentence sounded wooden and lifeless. There story was thin and held absolutely no weight. Please avoid Boogie.

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  There's Something Wrong with Aunt Diane 2011

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jul 2023

  the juxtaposition of the firefighter saying “we held up sheets around the bodies to preserve their dignity” directly after multiple close ups of Diane’s corpse was uhh…definitely a choice

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