Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  As soon as I heard Hugh Grant do a Jar Jar Binks impression I knew the light of God was no longer with us.

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  Cuckoo 2024

  ★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  My sister has a really nice Cuckoo clock in her living room. I should give her a call.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  I imagine this is what Ozempic feels like.

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  I had a dream last night. I had a dream that I was in a movie theater and I was watching a movie but it was actually 3 movies and all my friends were there and Willem Dafoe was wearing eyeliner. It was a nice dream. I hope I never have it again.

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