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Uncharted 2022
This was so bad I had to replay Uncharted 4 as a sort of spiritual cleanse.
I cannot fathom any of the decisions made at any level of this. First, let's address the most blatantly obvious glaring flaw. Tom Holland can't do anything that's not MCU Peter Parker, because sweet jesus he's fucking horrible here. Mark Wahlberg is equally dreadful in every way. The only casting here that's somewhat decent is Sophia Ali as Chloe, the writing for her is…
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Kiki's Delivery Service 1989
This was adorable, I could ramble about how I love traditional 2d animation for forever. The dub for this one was interesting, I definitely did not expect Kirsten Dunst as Kiki haha. Also the voice made Jiji even better of a character, because he's this tiny creechur-shaped featureless little black cat, and then you hear him talk and it's just a wholeass man, that was amazing. I love the timeless quality to the setting here, it's vague enough in terms…
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Spirited Away 2001
Finally taking the time to go through Miyazaki's filmography properly, since I've only ever seen The Boy & the Heron. I'd like to have more in-depth thoughts later, but mostly I'm just taken by what a gorgeous movie that was. Art is so freaking cool. Beyond just how beautiful it is, there's something so interesting about 90's & early 2000's 2D animation whenever it dips a toe into the realm of 3D, it's so neat to see how they combine the styles…
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Challengers 2024
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Something something, tennis yaoi, idk what snappy clever one-sentence reviews are that the internet likes.
I don't want any part of their drama but by golly, I had fun watching it. Just from a filmmaking/technical perspective, this was awesome, I adore the way it's shot, the way it's colored, and the semi-linear dual timelines are so well laid-out, always feeding into each other in a way that just keeps pressing you further and further forward in your seat. Smarter people…
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Alien: Romulus 2024
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We're so back. I can understand the argument that the Alien franchise doesn't really need a "back to basics" film, given how insanely varied the previous six movies are as a whole, but man, when it's as well-done as this, bring it on.
This fucking rocked, it felt like a very earnest love letter to the whole franchise, giving all the films before it their dues in little moments and nods, which I thought was awesome. I really loved how…
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