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  Hired! 1940

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  yeah no i was gonna like this and give it five stars but thats so wrong. but it IS hilarious the thumbnail for this... commercial(?) has joel and the bots over it.

  this short comes on before the legendary MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE feature of MST3K and i gotta be honest. i have watched a LOT of MST3K. almost exclusively late at night while smoking copious amounts of marijuana, plus the occasional after-thanksgiving-dinner-couch-coma-type viewings. and Manos NEVER fails to put me to sleep. i literally cannot finish the film because its so goddamn boring. but the Hired! commentary rules.

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  Hobgoblins 1988

  ★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  MST3K watch! and really, is there any other way? them boys deserve it for jumping on gramma pearl's rent-to-own couch!

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  I hate this move like poison

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  Rocky 1976

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Mar 2024

  i had a pet turtle as a kid because of Rocky. that's no joke. that was the kind of power he had.

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