Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  my dumb ass would do whatever kyle maclachlan and his slutty, slutty lil hoop earring told me to do. the theater was tuned the fuck in and loving it. lynch is the king of absurd campy choices!!! CONFUSED BACKFLIP MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

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  Eraserhead 1977

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  a movie that clearly doesn’t care about being liked or widely understood by its audience, which i can always admire. everyone was committed to the bit. i’d lay my life on the line for that baby.

Popular reviews

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  Dear Zoe 2022

  Watched 04 Nov 2022

  this is a 90 minute ad for kennywood

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025 2

  absolutely, 100% yes, i’m so into this!!! this movie fucking RULES!!! I’M DOING BACKFLIPS OUT OF THE THEATER!!!