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Seated.

I could have been an actor, screenwriter, or director, but I have some morals.

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The Nice Guys
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Interstellar

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  • Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

  • The Chaperone

    ★★

  • The Purge

    ★★

  • Dear John

    ★★★

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  • Jurassic Park

    Jurassic Park

    ★★★★★

    Dr. Alan Grant was sitting in the executive cuck chair for the first half of this.. not a single unfunny or non-charismatic line from Goldblum

  • The Chaperone

    The Chaperone

    ★★

    Minus three stars for there not being a single pedigree or spinebuster

    12 Rounds is still the best WWE movie

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    Better than the first. Once again, stunning visually and the sound was mind blowing. Pacing was off, but I digress.

    The critics also gassed up that Austin Butler performance. "Scariest onscreen villain since" 🥱 

    Javier Bardem, take a bow.

    Mr. Villeneuve, can you take us a step further in part 3?

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

    That might have been the most depressing thing I’ve ever watched. I think I cried the last 20 minutes.

    Zach and Jeremy had such great performances. I honestly just can’t believe all those incidents actually occurred. That’s just so difficult to process.

    The family having to go through that must have been so traumatic and you can see that through Zach’s acting and his character’s depiction.

    The pressure put on them by their father must have played a huge part…