Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sin City 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  From the beginning I was pretty hooked.. I've been a noir sucker recently, and being able to see Michael Madsen with a broken, "stupid old man", Bruce Willis definitely kept my eyes on the screen. (Forgive me, I admit Nancy is literally me if I was as beautiful as Jessica Alba.) I was NOT expecting multiple intertwining stories, but I am definitely pleased, and I was excited every time a new one rolled through.. ft. a lot of punching throughout…

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  The Burning 1981

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  How did I forget to log the george costanza horror movie. Anyways, I definitely saw it and I definitely made fun of how much he sounded like more of a grown man with that baby face of his compared to every other dude in this film

Popular reviews

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  Reservoir Dogs 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025 1

  Mr. Blonde more like Gentlemen Prefer Blondes because every time he showed his legs I felt like a lonely teen aged boy seeing Marilyn Monroe on the big screen for the first time. If youre curious, i already wrote this joke on twitter but nobody liked it, and if you respect women's rights you'll feel bad for me

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  Penguins Behind Bars 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  They really had me attached to every single character in this pilot only for them to not pick it up. The animation industry is looking to send me to the state home for disturbed penguins

  I'll be back for you, sweetheart. youre my gaaaal