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Favorite films

  • The Hustler
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • The Cable Guy
  • After Life

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  • The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox

    ★★★★

  • The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox

    ★★★★

  • I Was Born, But...

    ★★★

  • Tokyo Chorus

    ★★★★

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  • The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox

    The Comeback: 2004 Boston Red Sox

    ★★★★

    I would happily watch a 10-hour version of this.

  • I Was Born, But...

    I Was Born, But...

    ★★★

    Great kid stuff, even by Ozu standards. Gets pretty real by the end.

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  • Superman

    Superman

    ★★★★★

    Christopher Reeve, goddammit.

    Also, I actually appreciate the preposterous ending more as I get older. (Maybe as much as I enjoyed it when I was a kid.) It’s not sci-fi, it’s myth.

  • For Love of the Game

    For Love of the Game

    Demonic possession, decapitated girlfriends, even the musical number in Spider-Man 3 — nothing Sam Raimi's ever made terrifies me more than the thought of having to sit through this again.

    The movie is two hours and seventeen minutes long. But it is the longest baseball game you will ever watch. Spoiler alert: The last five minutes are equal in duration to a lifetime of regret. (Yes, the movie bends space-time. It's that powerfully awful.)

    Boring people. In a boring situation.…