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Favorite films

  • Nosferatu the Vampyre
  • Bram Stoker's Dracula

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  • Pearl

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  • Do the Right Thing

  • All the Way

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  • The Aviator

    The Aviator

    🟩🟦🟩🟦🟩 ocd 🫶

  • Secretary

    Secretary

    This with venison chili 💯

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  • The War

    The War

    if you’re gonna try to show what the philippines was like before japanese invasion maybe interview some actual fucking filipinos and not white plantation owners

  • Chasing Amy

    Chasing Amy

    same plot as clerks 2, à la some ugly fucking new jersey goateed motherfucker with no likable personality traits or redeeming qualities gets an extremely hot and funny woman to change the most foundational part of how she externalizes her sexuality just to get with him. i have an insanely high tolerance for homophobia from 90s/early 00s comedies but this got under my skin in a special way. going off of every second in chasing amy and him referring to jay as…