Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emma 1996

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  as a genZ, this adaption gives the same vibe as current period drama’s casting iPhone faces but this is in the 90’s and it’s a Nokia 1011 face  

  (i came into this after revisiting the 1996 Kate Beckinsale Emma though 🤷‍♀️ )

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  Alexander 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  hephaestion: *exists*

  alexander: all i know is, i trust only you in this world. i’ve missed you. i need you. it is you i love, hephaestion. no other. 

  hephaestion: *blushes* you’re everything i care for. 

  (historians will say they were best friends 🤫🥸)

Popular reviews

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Dec 2022

  disney: we couldn’t possibly provide an alternate interpretation of our original animated film. having political undertones? making new songs? in a story for kids? they wouldn’t understand, but look at our CG!

  guillermo del toro: hold my puppet

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  It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Murder 2022

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2024

  “tippy would never have not held the hand rail-“ bitch 🖐️ jokes on you because tippy DID hold that handrail and STILL fell down them damn steps

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