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Recent reviews

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  Satan's Little Helper 2004

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I can’t explain it, but I knew exactly what kind of movie this was going to be just by the font of the opening credits

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  Slaxx 2020

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The gore was surprisingly fun but idk it’s a movie about a pair of jeans that kills people it’s fine I guess

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Had tears in my eyes for the majority of the runtime. What a wonderful, sweet, absolutely universal movie this is

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Here’s the thing; it’s masturbatory. It’s a filmmaker screaming at you “this is a masterpiece!!!!!!!” instead of, I don’t know, letting it be one.

  The metatextual nature of this movie is legitimately exhausting. I’m all for the lack of studio interference in art, but let that be the skeleton of the film. Instead, it beats you over the head for 215 minutes and yells “this film is important!!!!!!!! We don’t get to do stuff like this anymore so pay attention to…

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