Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025 3

  one thing about millennials is that they’re going to hold everything in the past, that’s for bloody sure

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  this is what i thought being a grown up was like when i was ten reading wattpad fanfics. one star for at least having bush representation YAY! i wish i watched while high that would have made for a fun time

Popular reviews

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2024 1

  i don’t think i can write a coherent review about what i just bore witness to, nothing about that was of coherency, and that’s exactly why i loved *almost* every last second of it.

  my main gripe with the movie is that despite how harley was intended to be his entire other half throughout the movie, she was written so one dimensionally that she feels like an extra in his fantasy world. her character served nothing more to the narrative…

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025 2

  while i was crying because of how cute and heartwarming this was i could hear nicole kidman getting fucked good next door