Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  why’d they show that one guys dick i’m crying

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  Possibly in Michigan 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  another “forcing taylor to watch something” classic

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  okay so if i went into this without knowing the plot already i think i would have liked it a lot more. honestly am so torn because it was so campy and the body horror was great but it was just SO.. on the nose and literal with its themes. which isn’t necessarily bad given satirical nature ??? IDK 

  notes:
  - the home remodel was FOUL also how’d she pop out with crazy toolkit skills like that 
  - i love…

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  Wonka 2023

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2023

  Was not high enough for this to be a remotely enjoyable watch. Lost a few years off my life. Horrifying