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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Rocky IV
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Aftersun

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Porco Rosso

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★½

  • Polytechnique

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    My love letter to dune part two 

    There are about 1 million different ways I could begin this essay, and all of them would feel artificial. There are about 1 million things within this film I could list and trust me, I will try but art is a process. Or, as Cillian Murphy would put it, "It’s not the duty of art to give the answers, just to ask the questions." It would feel completely inappropriate to undersell this cinematic…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★½

    Look, snitches and rats ain’t cut from the same cloth, and I’m gonna lay it out plain so you catch the distinction sharp. A snitch? That’s someone poking their nose where it don’t belong, digging up dirt on others not out of principle, mind you, but to peddle it. They’re scavengers, trading whispers for a payout, be it cold cash or some favor to grease their way. A rat, though? That’s a different beast. A rat’s a turncoat, a schemer…

  • The Gospel According to Matthew

    The Gospel According to Matthew

    I won’t presume to assign a numerical value or critical score to this work, as I hold a deep appreciation for any cinematic endeavor that seeks to portray the life of Christ. To me, placing a rating on a film about our Savior feels like an irreverent exercise diminishing the profound reverence due to His story and the earnest efforts of those who attempt to capture it on screen.

    This film hits different. It’s not your typical Jesus movie it’s…

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ½

    Christ is King ✝️

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Bruh! If i see a bunch of white people in a field all wearing white, I'm turning around! Directors cut is where it’s at