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  Review by SnarlingApollo ★ 2

  Horror Hunt #46 (April 2022)

  15. Rich monster
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  Bro she left you to go hang out with a hot and wealthy woman who lives in a mansion together with her harem of similary hot women. Read the fucking room.

  Impressive how unfit the lead actor in this is for a leading role. It feels like watching a villainous henchman from some random Jason Statham film being handed Statham's role by mistake.

  According to the DVD cover this film DOMINATED the box office in the US AND Sweden. I... have some doubts..

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  Review by j__guerrero ★★

  Eternal is a very sexy movie without showing too much lewd stuff which is impressive. It’s a mid 2000’s movie that centers around the infamous Elizabeth Bathroy. It’s most definitely not a good movie and the acting is abysmal but I’ve seen worse.

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  Review by robbie

  just a little softcore-lesbian-noir-procedural-horror-comedy-seinfeld on your friday night. 

  tbh it’s like not good but it was an EXCELLENT nep. so it goes. 

  nep theme: better luck nep time

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  Review by mk

  ser beijada por uma gostosona top 1 melhor coisa de acontecer com alguem antes de morrer

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  Review by BenAfflecked ★

  I might be theonly one who has seen this in theaters AND owns a DVD. Whenever I watch it I’m under the impression that it’s gonna be so bad it’s good but it’s just not. It’s just bad and boring.

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  Review by Bianca ★★★★

  A ambientação é perfeita, com uma vampira gostosíssima servindo bissexualidade, assassinato e manipulação ao mesmo tempo. O final é (péssimo) muito aberto, o que, particularmente, me incomoda.

  No mais, se me encontrarem em risco de vida iminente, em uma orgia vampiresca com uma vampira dessas tentando me matar... bom, não me salvem

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  Review by Cait Cibs ★★★

  I am a pedant yes and they like mispronounced erzsebet AND bathory and said she was from poland?????

  pretty good softcore tho. fish out of water comedy in which one man tries to navigate the world of queer women. excellent nep

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  Review by AScaryGhost ★★½

  eternal is kind of a jumble of 'erotic thriller', 'cop drama', and 'gothic lesbian vampire horror' that drags due to the awfulness of the main character, Detective Grumpyface von Douchebag, who is like the clint howard to billy zane's ron, and who really does nothing for the story but take time away from hot erzsebet bathory seduction/blood bathing scenes.
  Although admittedly it is pretty hot when he- well, you'll see if you watch it. too much cop drama and not enough bathory, but it has its moments. The high femme masquerade ball at the venetian mansion was excellent and I wish 75% of the movie focused just on that part.

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  Review by 👽 🚬 ★½

  That man looked like a homeless thumb with duck lips 👁💋👁

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  Review by Matt Thomas ★★

  There's some obvious similarities to Basic Instinct but this isn't anywhere near as good as that on every level. Neither sexy nor dangerous.

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  Review by DeluxeCapacitor ★★

  I actually wanted to see 'Eternal' just for a few bloody, sexy occult lesbian scenes and was surprised to find out at the end that the movie only has a few bloody, sexy occult lesbian scenes to offer and about as much suspense as buying a multipack of socks.

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  Review by Moria ★★

  I was attracted by the exotic looking dvd cover of this Canadian-made film, which came with an R-rating and the suggestion that it was an erotic horror film.

  Eternal certainly starts in with a sophisticated allure. There is a stylish scene where Caroline Néron’s Elizabeth seduces Sarah Manninen and the seduction suddenly turns into something else as Néron produces a silver-tipped dagger and slashes Manninen’s throat. Next we are introduced to Conrad Pla in a totally wild scene where is tied up by Ilona Elkin who is riding him as she holds a gun to his head. Later Pla goes to dinner at his partner’s place and then the partner’s wife (who turns out to be Elkin) comes into the…