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  Review by Luke Bonanno ★

  I've been writing about film for over twenty years now. One of the greatest mysteries I've stumbled upon in that time is how this Eric Schaeffer guy got to write, direct, and star in multiple terrible movies beginning in the '90s and apparently continuing through this very decade, although he's at least stopped starring in them.

  A single terrible movie happens. Just yesterday, I saw Tart from a one-time writer-director who somehow became an AMC executive subsequently. That's not that unheard of. But getting to try and fail repeatedly is a feat afforded few.

  According to his IMDb profile, Schaeffer "drove a cab in New York City for nine years; during that time he wrote 20 screenplays, two stage plays,…

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  Review by Zeeshan Ali ★★★★½

  This movie tells the story of Michael, a cab driver, and Sarah, a model, who have a short, intense romance. I was drawn in by Eric Schaeffer and Amanda de Cadenet's chemistry. The film's direction and dialogue made their brief relationship feel real and emotional to me.

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  Review by Jonathan ½

  This guy Eric Schaeffer is insufferable. Between this and If Lucy Fell (both watched due to Scarlett Johansson's filmography) he is by far and away the most self-indulgent, ridiculous filmmaker to pick up a camera. This movie basically boils down to, he's a fantastic lover, a cabbie but really a amazing writer and millionaire, and let's not forget, has a heart of gold. He spends three quarters of the movie just pawing Amanda De Cadenet (Like Elle MacPherson in If Lucy Fell) in grotesque scenes which would make your eyes bleed. In summary, Eric Schaeffer is a total tosser.

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  Review by Shaun Heenan ★

  I think I have a new least-favourite director.

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  Review by Dave ★★½

  Cab driver Michael and supermodel Sarah fall in love while her gorgeous husband Phillippe is in Madrid for two months. - IMDB

  Another in my quest to see everything that Scarlett Johansson has been in. This one was when she was a young girl of only 13. It's also a 'blink and you'll miss her' since she is only on screen for probably 3 seconds in total and says two words, "I'm scared."

  The movie itself was OK. A premise that has been seen a million and one times before. Someone from one side of the tracks falls for someone from the other. Will it work? Will it not work? It's been done to death but I've not seen it…

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  Review by Melli ½

  This is the only movie I have had to turn off because a character was so insufferable I started to feel physically ill.

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  Review by jaydogg1994 ★★

  Before there was Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen there was Eric Schaeffer. While not as incompetent of a director and actor as Wiseau and Breen. Schaeffer shares their same arrogance of trying to portray himself as the perfect guy and obsession with awkward sex scenes.

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  Review by Es Lessin ★★★★½

  A really great film with horrible music. By the end, the horrible music is screaming at us.

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  Review by Solly Bowden ½

  If my films ever start to resemble this, please euthanise me

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  Review by May Berchon ★★★★★

  When I was a kid, this movie was, like, the hottest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

  Very cool depiction of love, lust, and longing in NYC.

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  Review by Lauren ★½

  just found out the main character is the director…. which makes so much sense - also the ending music is absolute ass

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  Review by Charli ★

  self indulgent garbage and shame on me for picking it