Masochist March: Return of Swedish Shit
16/31
Some life lessons for all the horse girls out there, courtesy of this film:
-Stay true to yourself, but prepare to have people change your mind at a moment's notice, because you're supposed to be easily impressionable and with little original thought, so viewers can more easily project themselves in your role.
-If a stranger walks up to you and starts gossiping about how another girl is a "bling bling" bitch, you should befriend her immediately.
-Looks matter, at least when deciding whether you actually look like a good horse racer - even though no one can come to a consensus on that? - and when a horse is ugly enough to put…