Synopsis
If you can't find a friend... make one.
A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.
A socially awkward veterinary assistant with a lazy eye and obsession with perfection descends into depravity after developing a crush on a boy with perfect hands.
Angela Bettis Jeremy Sisto Anna Faris James Duval Nichole Hiltz Kevin Gage Merle Kennedy Chandler Riley Hecht Rachel David Nora Zehetner Will Estes Roxanne Day Samantha Adams Brittney Lee Harvey Connor Matheus Mike McKee Ken Davitian Bret Roberts Traci Burr Jude McVay Tricia Kelly Norwood Cheek Jesse Hlubik Jennifer Grant Lucky McKee Meredith Hines
May La Muñena Diabolica, Мэй, May ¿Quieres ser mi amigo?, May - Die Schneiderin des Todes, May - Obsessão Assassina, May, ¿quieres ser mi amigo?, Frankenstein játékai, מאי, 메이, Muñeca diabólica, 五月魔女
This movie understands loneliness a lot better than most.
Whenever you've been alone for so long, you start to long for human touch. Some of you may have read about the scientific study at Yale that suggests that people who take frequent, long, warm showers or baths tend to be lonelier than folks who spend less time bathing and like cooler water. The scientists speculate that physical warmth, such as a shower or bath, is a form of self-therapy to restore social warmth when we're feeling isolated. I feel like the warmth from the water is ersatz for the warmth of human touch.
People who have experienced severe loneliness even start to see simple things like a handshake or a…
Adam: a yes 🤑😩baby🤤 im freaky as fuck 😈👅🔪🩸💦
May: *bites lip 🩸*
Adam: not😨 that freaky😐😖 you lunatic 😱😬🤮😒
Show and tell seems like a good activity to do at the blind children's daycare
When your hand fetish gets out of hand
Jeremy Sisto's character does not fall in love with May after she serves him Gatorade in a wine glass, what a completely fucking unrelatable character.
she’s soooooo crazy she’s literally me
hell yeah now THIS is my Joker
she did what she needed to do. also: horndog lipstick lesbian anna faris??? like?????????
may’s “see me” is one of the saddest things in horror movies tbh. glad to find i still love this for all its gangly early-00s ambitions. angela bettis iconic
she would have loved lana del rey
when someone tells you she’s weird... believe her!!!
EVERYBODY WANTS A WEIRD GIRL TIL THE WEIRD GIRL DOES SOMETHING WEIRD!! UGH!!!