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  Review by Matt Singer ★

  LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER

  This is a bad movie.

  [Throws a dog into the ocean.]

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  Review by 🫧 lacey 🫧 ★★★★★ 2

  ohh i do enjoy a good round of torture as much as the next fella..i truly do.
  THE PRESSURE OHH THE PRESSURE!!

  new york dolls were a huge part of my life growing up..the lipstick the glam..the attitude. when i think of new york dolls my mind immediately goes to david johansen, who ended up being the final doll 💔

  i had no idea about his alter ego, buster poindexter, until seeing this movie..where he not only did an absolutely killer soundtrack, he also plays the diabolical villain, thanatos! i discovered this movie at one of the darkest points in my young life..and it legitimately made the hell i was going through every day feel somewhat tolerable. i was watching…

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  Review by Justin Peterson ★★½

  All hands on deck for this dumb but fun 90s nostalgia trip!

  "I'm Sean Armstrong, the bodyguard .... Mr. Nanny!"

  I was the perfect age for Mr. Nanny when it hit home video, and I remember watching non-stop one weekend. I was also into WWF and WCW wrestling at the time, so it was fun to see the still regular champ Hulk Hogan in this slap-stick comedy with these kids playing pranks on him Home Alone style. The acting across the board is not good, but the nostalgia factor held up enough me to enjoy all the cheese, and it was fun to see my kids enjoying it as well.

  "First you defy me? Then you mock my hair? You're…

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  Review by Pube ★½

  Similar to Glengarry Glen Ross or A Streetcar Named Desire, this is an actor's film. One of Hollywood's all time greatest, Terry Hulk Hogan, transcends genres and pulls off the performance of a lifetime. He was so good in this that Hollywood let him use it's name for a while. Absolutely incredible. David Johansen is equally fantastic. As a psychopathic bad guy with a metal kippah skull, he plays off of Terry's brilliant performance beautifully. Plus, his score to the film is arguably the best movie soundtrack of all time.

  This review is dedicated to that dog who was thrown to its death after Hulk rides by on his motorcycle.

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  Review by belial_carboni ★★★ 3

  There's no better film to follow up "the Infernal Rapist" with then Mr. Nanny! A smooth transition from horrific violence to silly 90s shennanigans! The Infernal Babysitter! These early 90s Hulk Hogan films of aged into low key B movie gems! Hulks Deadpan acting, the endless antics and Tom foolery and lofi electricity FX! Yep Mr. Nanny has em! Dude gets electrocuted in the shower!

  Worth it for all of the scenes where the kids essentially try to kill their new nanny by putting him through an escalating series of deadly traps. Resulting in some Home Alone 2 level outrageous slapstick moments. That exercise bike scene! Hulk goes full fast forward mode pedaling 763 miles per second as smoke and electricity fills the room! Incredible. I wish the whole movie was just various scenes like that.

  Blazing 90s guitars, blistering action sequences and unadulterated Hulkamania insanity! High adrenaline 90s cinema folks!

  The Nanny makes your brain kablammy!

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  Review by Russell ★★

  This is without a doubt, pure 90's cheese right here.

  I always remember renting this from my local VHS store, I loved it plus it had one of my fav 90's wrestlers Hulk Hogan. What could possibly go wrong !!

  Re watching this for the 1st time in, I would say 10 years, it hasn't held up well at all. Sure there's still some funny moments in the film, but it's so cheesy it stonks.

  Plus the bad guy in the film Sanatos, I mean what the hell. I will not be seeing this film in a hurry, maybe in another 10 years.

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  Review by Bryce Receveur ★½

  Nanny's are usually women

  That's why it's funny cause Hulk Hogan is not a lady

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  Review by Adil12uu ★½ 2

  Hulk hogan claims he wrote this and suburban commando but the darn writers guild took his writing credits!!! 

  DARN THAT WRITERS GUILD!!! 

  Brother HH

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  Review by Nathan Rabin ★

  This film was quite poor.

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  Review by Benn ★★ 2

  A childhood favourite. The nostalgia I have for this film is insane. I know it's a bad film, but I can't help but have a fun time with it. It will never not be entertaining to me watching Hulk Hogan run about as a security guard/nanny for children.

  Hogan's performance is average as you'd expect. It does have some unique charm to it though, probably just because of the fact it's Hulk Hogan. Enjoyed the dream sequences with all the other wrestlers from that time period.

  The villain is so stupid. The plate on his head had me in tears. Like a child's version of ChopTop. It was very cool seeing the big Henchman played by Peter Kent. I only…

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  Review by I.V. ★½

  Opening credits contain a half dozen of the least flattering freeze frames ever forced upon an audience.

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  Review by Jay ★

  Watching this is no different than being around people who voted against women’s rights.