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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★★ 1

  Honestly could have been the best classic Disney movie if it wasn't for... (gestures to the racism)

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  Review by Jackson_Baly ★★★★★ 3

  Peter Pan is a little fucker. I'd shoot him with a gun if I could

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  Review by Ellie ✨ ★★★ 2

  what really makes this is how all the female characters try to murder wendy out of intense sexual jealousy

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  Review by Grimbo ★★★★ 4

  My fave bit is when Mr Smee shaves a birds arse.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★

  This movie looks incredible, although I would prefer an version that’s just Hook and the croc engaged in an endless death spiral. That’s my favorite stuff. Oh also the scene where Smee mistakes a bird’s ass for Captain Hook’s face and accidentally shaves it. Now that’s comedy.

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  Review by featuring dante from the devil may cry series ★★★½

  i'm not down with the way everyone was trying to kill wendy

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  Review by matt lynch ★ 3

  maybe i'm heartless to see here only weirdly Freudian white racist heternormative privilege, but anyway fuck these kids.

  still, better than HOOK.

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  Review by {Todd} ★★ 20

  "The Indian is cunning but not intelligent" - John,
  AND
  "Why a jealous female can be convinced of anything" - Hook

  - Disney Animated Features Ranked: boxd.it/4nksM

  Dads, and adults in general, are big stupid idiots and I hate them... I was rooting for the crocodile the whole time.

  You folks heard of Peter Pan, the messed up avatar for British imperialist nature? Peter Pan is the quintessential troubled white guy. He embraces his childish nature and forces others to abide by it. He takes credit for and relies on women for many of his accomplishments. Each of his problems is treated like a quirky delight. He can't stop hanging out with his boyz and he has eyes for a…

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  Review by robyn ★★ 1

  I thought Peter Pan was a knob when I was little and I still do now. He is a grade A twat.

  Sexist and racist, with annoying poshos at the centre, there's few things to really like about this. Tinkerbell is one, Smee and Hook are the other. The songs are dire and the whole thing is just dated and embarrassing.

  The bit with the fairy dust ship at the end still looks beautiful though.

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  Review by Jordan Horowitz ★★½ 5

  Yeah, this one is super problematic.

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  Review by Quintin ★★★ 8

  Everything about this movie is great except for the titular character.

  Peter Pan is a narcissistic asshole.

  We get introduced to him as this kid who listens from a window to kids tell stories about him. These kids who praise him with glorified stories finally meet their hero and this is their first interaction:

  Wendy: "Hello, I'm Wendy, Wendy Da..."
  Peter: "Wendy is fine. I don't care about your full name, anyways you done sewing my shoes?"

  Peter doesn't give a fuck about what these people think as long as it serves him. He didn't give less of a fuck about Wendy moving until he realized "Wait no more stories about me being awesome?!"

  Peter brings them to Neverland and…

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  Review by nadine 🔪 ★★★½ 1

  i stand with captain hook on this one, peter pan actually the creepiest-looking mf this side of neverland and i’d want his little goblin face smacked into oblivion too