Like an extended Oz character introduction, where they show you what happened for them to get thrown into jail. I actually thought this was a TV movie at first.
The amount of times I said, “Hey, I have that exact jacket,” while watching this is non-negligible. And concerning.
Danny and Whitey should have actually kissed, maybe?
Lines used in this movie that you, too, should consider adding to your day-to-day vocabulary:
(In Will Arnett’s Canadian accent) “That shit costs money, guy.”
“It’s barely illegal.”
“This place is a fucking embarrassment, get it together… talk to you tomorrow.”
“He looks like Zorro, the Gay Blade! He looks like a rockstar!”