Popular reviews

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  Review by ellie 🎥 ½

  keanu, blink twice if you're being held at gunpoint

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  Review by Karsten ½ 16

  You really don’t think it could get any worse and then that girl goes “Have you heard of lucid dreaming?” and shit hits the fan. What the actual fuck is this “movie”?

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  Review by siobhan ½ 4

  this is it............ this is the worst movie i’ve ever seen.......... keanu sweetie i didn’t realize u were struggling this much financially !!!! we’ll wire them the money and u can stop putting urself up for career prostitution like this !!!!!

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  Review by Marian ½

  i am so confused keanu are you ok

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  Review by Ashton ½ 2

  I'm gonna need some stronger SPF to block this piece of shit from my memory.

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  Review by ophélie ½

  the kissing booth looks like a masterpiece next to this shit

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  Review by <3 ½ 2

  CONSPIRACY THEORY: keanu was blackmailed and forced to do this

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  Review by lauren™ ★½

  "i'll finger, you blow"
  BITCH WHERE AM I

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  Review by Maria Jose Zambrano ★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Review by Mari ★

  keanu you are a millionaire please you don't need to do these movies you can afford to feed yourself

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  Review by bunny ½

  the only good thing about this cringy film is keanu saying "what happened to my disco ball?" at that point i was laughing so hard lmao it was so so shitty and this line absolutely killed me

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  Review by anjy ½

  can’t stop thinking about the fact real life humans made this... i think