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  Review by DannyOMovieGuy ★★★ 11

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Review by DirkH ★★★★ 3

  Featuring the best voicemail message known to mankind.

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  Review by Will Menaker ★★★ 35

  The most hilariously right wing movie of the last 20 years. Sad dad, who everyone thinks is a big ole square until they need him, fights bitch ex-wives, pussy-ass stepfathers, the French, immigrant sex trafficking gangs, and lecherous Arabs who want to buy our women in service of protecting his daughter's virginity, all this in a movie written by a guy with a "rape allegations" header on his wikipedia page.

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  Review by adambolt ★★★

  the best I told you so of all time

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  Review by Silent J ★★★★½ 4

  "I don't know you. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I can tell you, I don't have money. But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills I've acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But If you don't, I will look for you. I will find you and I will kill you."

  You'll be lying if you tell me that did'nt send a chill down your spine. Gotta be one of the most badass quotes in film history.

  This is a fun, intelligent, and entertaining action-thriller that firmly establishes Liam Neeson as one bad motherfucker. In fact, he is THE bad motherfucker for this generation.

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  Review by Wesley R. Ball ★★★★½ 2

  86

  He protec,
  He attac,
  But most importantly,
  He wants his daughter bac.

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  Review by Grooveman ★★★★★

  "Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart!"

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  Review by zara ★★ 3

  THE WAY THEY JUST BRUSHED OVER WHAT HAPPENED TO AMANDA LIKE THAT WJFHSJDJAKSN

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  Review by Matt_Samahl ★★★ 5

  Believe me, teenage girls are not into U2..

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  Review by Jonathan White ½ 35

  WTF!

  Whiny daughter wants a pony.

  Pulls a hissy 'cause she doesn't get her own way.

  Lies to get her own way.

  Rich ex-wife lays on guilt. Supports daughter lying to get her own way.

  Ominous 'dah dah dah' you've got to be careful in Paris.

  Bimbo girlfriend who I immediately wanted to slap.

  Taken at the first opportunity. Baddies everywhere. Great message to young women wanting to travel abroad.

  Murder, Torture ( which, btw, I'll just keep you in a state of continuous torture, flippantly, because I think that's what you deserve. ) is perfectly OK.

  Oh, of course, in the end it's an Arab's fault, 'cause that's popular.

  Treacle all is well ending, now daughter loves Daddy, oh,…

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  Review by ☆ sophie ☆ ★★★ 7

  I don't feel like all that was worth it for the bratty daughter, but Liam Neeson was just being a good dad and a badass. However, if my dog got taken? all hell would break loose. This is why John Wick is more realistic...

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  Review by Eric Hatch 4

  When a 25-year-old pretending to be a 17-year-old is abducted, 100 30-year-olds must pretend to lose fights to a 60-year-old.