For five men, the opportunity to share a penthouse in the city -- in which to carry on extramarital affairs -- is a dream come true, until the dead body of an unknown woman turns up. Realizing that her killer must be one of their group, the men are gripped by paranoia as each one suspects another. Friendships are tested, loyalties are questioned, and marriages crumble while fear and suspicion run rampant.
Karl Urban James Marsden Wentworth Miller Eric Stonestreet Matthias Schoenaerts Isabel Lucas Rachael Taylor Rhona Mitra Valerie Cruz Kali Rocha Elaine Cassidy Margarita Levieva Kristin Lehman Robert Wisdom Dora Madison Laura Cayouette Astrid Coppens Leticia Jimenez William Scharpf Trace Cheramie Rhonda Floyd Aguillard Lauren Alexandra Stephanie Claire Allyson Leigh Jordan Ric Reitz Graham Beckel Kathy Deitch Cindi Woods Barbara Dzikanowice
Cynthia Anne Slagter Severin Lagarde Slaid Parker Chris Britt Niko Zahlten Domenic Silvestri Vince LeBlanc Patrick Roig
Tom Ozanich Dennis Kersten Peter Flamman Wart Wamsteker Jonathan Gaynor Luc Thomas Philippe van Leer
Prazeres Mortais, Любовната квартира, Mord im Loft, Sospechosos, Vertiges, Kéjlak, הדירה, Лофт, El Loft, Ispita, Loft, 阁楼, Daire, 더 로프트 : 비밀의 방, 閣樓殺機, Potkrovlje, パーフェクト・ルーム, El penthouse, 裸命屋, ห้องเร้นรัก, Stanovanje, Bí Mật Của Các Quý Ông
Belgium
Netherlands12
Germany16
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Hungary16
Hong Kong
Brazil16
Denmark15
JapanR15+
UK15
Ireland15
France
Netherlands16
Belgium
Brazil
Denmark
France
Germany
Hong Kong
Hungary
Ireland
Japan
Netherlands
UK
USA
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
the worst part of this film is the fact that not every single person dies at the end, including everyone who worked on it.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I had heard stories. Rumors. Tales about how unbelievably awful The Loft and its treatment of women are. I thought that maybe it was melodrama. Maybe it's not as bad as they say. I was wrong. Oh man, was I wrong.
The Loft has some of the worst dialogue of the year. All of the actors are completely unconvincing, and their development and connection with each other is flimsy at best, and at worst, completely absent. Each of the main male characters treat their respective women like sentient sex machines, as if they're only there to sexually pleasure them and get them glasses of wine when they so desire. The women are used as nothing but plot devices. But it's…
Even more horrifying portrayal of men than American Psycho was. Goddammit, why do I find the opposite sex attractive? It's the bane of my existence.
Karl Urban and James Marsden - I refuse to believe you guys did this willingly, I am sure someone tricked you into making this. I'm certain you were in pain saying those horrible lines.
I was entertained though, I kept hoping the wives of these pigs will Amy Dunne them. And I really enjoyed Rhona Mitra blasting these assholes with passive aggressive energy worthy of Amy.
I was all ready to say "how dare you advertise this as an erotic thriller - Urban strips by the pool and they didn't even show full frontal" but then THE TWIST happened and good God that was some reel. The prowess! I was laughing my ass off.
i wonder how many times i thought to myself “i fucking hate men” while watching this
"You can't rape a whore"
WHO, WHO THE FUCK WROTE THAT LINE AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHO READ THROUGH THE SCRIPT, SAW THAT LINE AND SAID "yeah, that's okay"? FUCK YOU THOSE PEOPLE, FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL.
There's been a lot of madness recently in regards to films getting branded as being "sexist" or "misogynist". To me, those words have completely lost their meaning due to their gross overuse. However, The Loft is a film that is rarely, if ever, mentioned in those cases and is instead focused on films that are misogynist in the slightest, and that is wrong. The Loft is one of the most misogynistic, deplorable, cancerous movies I have ever seen in…
Everyone should see this at least once to know that if this movie can get made, anything can. Follow your dreams.
"I have something to tell you guys."
How has this movie gotten bad reviews? I'm sorry, but with a premise like the one presented here, I expected a pulpy thriller with twists and turns, and that's exactly what I got from this film, maybe even more. Karl Urban and James Marsden stand their own ground when it comes to headlining this mystery flick in vein of Agatha Christie's novels, but with a kinky twist to it. Most of these guys are plain old assholes, so while some of their plot conclusions might seem too clean-cut, the film mostly wraps up quite nicely, even after the insane amount of twists and turns presented. Admirably confident in its inherently goofy plot twists and surprisingly engaging throughout, The Loft should please those looking for an entertaining thriller that doesn't take itself all too seriously.
Grade: B
hOLY FUCK?!?! the men in this are all disgusting and don’t deserve rights but BOY did this have me shook from start to finish
Gli autori sicuramente pensavano a quanto fossero geniali i colpi di scena... Invece fanno solo piangere.
"Wenn alle Menschen, die man verletzt und betrogen hat, die Wahrheit erführen... Was würde dann wohl passieren?"
"Gentlemen, willkommen im Loft! Seht ihr den Ausblick? Und jetzt stellt euch dies hier als unsere höchst private Oase mitten in der Stadt vor. Ihr habt einen Ort, der euch jederzeit zur Verfügung steht. Überlegt es euch: Keine blöden Hotelrechnungen, keine verdächtigen Kreditkartenbuchungen. Das hier wäre unsere geheime Zuflucht, Leute. Alles wäre sehr diskret und dazu noch kostengünstig. Was sagt ihr?" - "Hey, so einer bin ich nicht..." - "Komm schon, wir sind Männer! Wir sind alle ein bisschen so."
Fünf verheiratete Männer teilen sich ein luxuriöses Loft, um dort heimlich (und abwechselnd) ihre Affären zu treffen (Treue scheint hier ein Fremdwort zu…
Borrowed this from the library, but it turns out I had seen it before and just couldn’t remember what happened. Whether that’s the drugs I used to regularly take or the degree of impression the movie leaves is a pretty even 50/50 guess.
It’s got a terrific cast with James Marsden, Rachael Taylor, Karl Urban, Rhona Mitra, Wentworth Miller, Eric Stonestreet and more. It looks fucking gorgeous and that’s pretty much where the 2 stars come from. Also for the actually good twists…not to be confused with the couple of glaring plot holes that allow them. If you know me you know I’m ok with that though.
The reason I didn’t rate this higher is that literally no character in…
Let's talk about The Loft...god help me.
Just when I thought I had a lucky escape from January with the movies that's been coming out, because so far February has been a hard month for me, not because of home problems or other such dramas, no it's just bad movies after bad movies that came out and bite me on the ass. The Loft is nothing different.
Every character in this movie is A: Unlikable, or B: A piece of shit, and I think it's both. Who got great actors here who in the past pulled off great performances, but in this movie they were truly awful. I bet right now they regret being in this movie, because this film…
