A group of curious kids from Camp Loggerhead embark on an adventure to solve the mystery of the missing sea turtle eggs. Led by two determined 13-year-olds, the clever campers must overcome dangerous obstacles, gather evidence, earn the trust of their parents, and ultimately catch the clueless poachers.
USA
Palm Beach International Film Festival
USA
I assumed this was off limits. “Turkles,” I thought to myself, “there’s no fucking way.”
I found it on Amazon Prime, the beginning of the end.
“QUALITY. INDEPENDENT. CINEMA.” pops up on the screen. We’re in for a ride.
This changed the way I look at this medium. For the better? For the worse? I’m still figuring that out. Maybe it’s ahead of it’s time.
Fuck you, Noah Centineo. Fuck you.
"turkles"
this film changed my life.
Where to start with Turkles...
I’ve never seen a “Noah Centineo” film but I have little doubt any of them are as good as this one. Not that Turkles is good. The title of the movie is fucking Turkles.
Turkles chronicles the journey of two Turtle camp counselors that are also kids, Jenn and David, which are notably the same names of my dad and his sister, or my aunt. There are also very irrelevant side characters thrown in there as friends of David and Jenn. David is played by Noah Centineo but when he was in 6th grade, so that’s cool. David and Jenn throughout the movie try and catch turtle egg poachers, and that’s the whole plot really.…
And just like that, my Noah Cilantro marathon is finally over and I feel a weight being lifted off my chest
"As God as my witness, I'm going to find out who stole these turtle eggs!" -11 year old kid, cursing the heavens
A barebones kids pseudo-educational movie with Asbestos Felt and a kid who I just happened to see starred in Black Adam? That's quite the leap in every possible regard.
Has a bad guy subplot that tries to be whacky while the kids are acting their little hearts out. The guy bragging about how his car has air conditioning was a good bit. Also pretty chill of the parents to let their kids sneak out to combat poachers.
This movie changed my life. If this is how people of color felt during Black Panther, I truly understand now. As a Turkle myself, I found this film to be deeply moving and eye opening. My favorite part about this movie is that they couldn't get one of the bully characters in the recording studio to dub over his lines (this whole movie is dubbed by the way, a fantastic choice on the part of the director) so one of his lines is delivered by a grown adult in some weird, cartoony kids voice and the other one of his lines is absolutely incomprehensible because they used his original recording of the line which sounds like it was spoken directly…
Do YOU wanna take a ride on Fishin’ boat???
noah centineo and blonde girl take on old four gay men in an epic battle of eggs and costumes and receive a four-year college scholarship even though they are only in the 8th grade
Reservoir Turkles
Pulp Turkle
Jackie Turkle
Kill Turkle
Turkle Bastards
Turkle Unchained
The Hateful Turkle
Once Upon A Turkle In Hollywood
Quentin Turkletino
Atom Smasher Binge: [1/17]
this movie made me wanna turkill myself
If a movie attempts to be a comedy, and it makes you laugh, does that mean it’s successful even if it’s actively bad?
WhAt’S tHe DeAl WiTh TuRtLe EgGs AnYwAy
hAhA wOw MoRe GoOd StUfF
BiG lOsS
We’Re NoT hApPy UnTiL yOu’Re NoT hApPy
ThIs MaKeS nO sEnSe WhAtSoEvEr
WhAt? $250 FoR a DoZeN eGgS, tHaT’s PrEpOsTeRoUs
ThAnKs UkElElE lAdY
Let’s not act like the longest scene wasn’t cinematic gold dust, an extended heart to heart on a pier discussing the burdens of growing up, the difficulties of escaping where you’re from, and the fear of growing up that’s peppered through the hearts of all pre teens during times of crisis
Actually nah, best scene was cute crabs
EDIT:
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