Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Haven’t watched a Harry Potter since they released and my whole life ive said that this is my favorite one always bc “I like the tournament” but holy shit patty all of sudden entering the screen 7 min in is unbelievable. Whole new movie. the subconscious attraction to Robert Pattinson is unreal. Thx yarl

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Feb 2025

  Sonic adventures 2 gamers paradise but even two Jim Carreys couldn’t keep me fully engaged.

  More Easter egg than movie and I blame Tony stark

Popular reviews

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  TÁR 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2023 2

  This shit is next level. We're back on mid movie reviews btw

  The hands. Dude the hands.

  Also wtf why are my ads blasting full volume now randomly in this app. Shit am I about to be forced to go pro? Frick

  my new Christmas movie

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  Synecdoche, New York 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2022 1

  Ok yeah fine you were right yarl. 27 min in and it's a perfect "remember when we were watching this back in 2022 and now it's 2036 and everyone's obsessed w this movie" movie. Also hitting real good as I approach 30. Taco Bell's here brb.

  Edit 2: halfway through: fuck I'm so close to a few things happening in my life where I become this guy.

  Edit 3: I might need to pause to shower and finish tomorrow. I sleepy…

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